Vampire horror story part one

Once up in Dracula's castle, some frat boys were throwing a frat party. Then one of them, after eating 60 pounds worth of nachos, tried to find a more remote bathroom so his frat-buddies could not hear him throwing up. He looked away from the music, he saw a staircase and ran up it. He did not notice the caped figure following him. Nor did he notice he had wet his designer jeans..........to be continued..................................