Here's a ninja poem

Black,Black,Black,Black,Black,Black,Black,
Black,Black,Black,Black,Black,Black,Black
Black,Black,Black,Black,Black,Black,Black
Black,Black,Black,Black,Black,Black,Black
Black,Black,Black,Black,Black,Black,Dead.

Think about it.

Joke

"Doctor Braincramp, please report to the operating room"
"Boosh, ow...." (doctor braincramp gets shot)
"Doctor Braincramp, please report to the Morgue!

Quote

"Don't be a pessimist , it wouldn't work anyway"