Velocoraptors On A Microwave!!!!

Hopefully you won't have to re-heat your coffee....

Tortoises On An ATM!!!!!!

This will only make the line move slower...

Beavers On A Treadmill!!!!

They can stumble slightly faster than an infant...

Snails On A Hairpiece!!

It sticks more than most wigs

Snakes on a Plane!!!!

That "smash hit" of the summer Snakes on a Plane is a joke.(literally)There are so many jokes that can comes from it watch the next few posts for some.....

Hey man...

Yeah i'm that new team member, Teddy told you about. Comment this post if you wanna guess who i am. Who-ho-ho .

New Team Member!!

I am Welcoming a new poster to the blog.
I can not tell you who he is , in real life or in blogger, ask julian he knows

A follow up to a comment made by Scarabooch on post 2

As anyone who read post 2's comments should know there is a thing called Gartmore.

As recent studys suggest, Gartmore is the Easter bunny's deranged brother, and those years when the E.B. is feeling lazy, Gartmore does the job. But DElivering Eggs is not his thing, His stench makes the eggs go bad right away. All footie Pajamas with bunny ears , like the one worn by Ralph in a christmas story, are based on Gartmore.

Don't Even Get near them,..................SCISSORS!!!

DO NOT RUN WITH SCISSORS!

My Video game seal of approval go's to...

My seal of video game aproval goes to club penguin, for it's kindness and it's sense of fashion!!!

How to annoy your friends Part 1.

1. Wear funky clothes
2. speak in giberish
3. Tackle them to the ground
4. hit them
5. abduct there pet's
6. Sell them to their parents claiming you have trained them
7. Do a dance
8. walk around without socks( and/or pants)
9. Give yourself a big cheer!

A-nother link to Club penguin

Yeah click it or else!

Club Penguin Make friends and play games in wonderland that is Club Penguin.

Play this free game now!!

Paleantologist of Oblivion

There is a Paleantologist of Oblivion , and he is digging up ancient ruins which could summon a 60 foot lobster!!!

Hospital

Today i got sent to the hospital for breathing in anti-freeze fumes that got stuck in my school's heating system. It was not ot bad. I just got a little headache, a little nausea, and a little stomach ache.Anyone who gos to my school feel free to post a comment. Oh and to keep you from asking a pointless question julian, WE WERE BREATHING IN ANTI-FREEZE!!

How to find funny videos on google video...

1. take out a dictionary
2. flip to any old page in there
3. Take the first word you see in there and right it down
4. log on to the internet through your computer,( or your web-enabled toaster)
5. seach it on google video!
6. bow down to santa!

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!

lOOK AT THESE DANCING B-A-N-A-N-A-S!! FALLING HEARTS SOON!@ MY BLOG

The reason why your parents want you in bed before SANTA comes...

Santa's last name is not a mystery to most , as why else would the call him
Santa claus but i fear this may only a misunderstaning look at this pictrure



IT IS SANTA CLAWS!!!!

Hey guy's

This color graph tells you what the lobsters spectral signal
(psst! it's not not red)

Re: cool game

The "crash and slash" game is not multiplayer so it's not one of the lobster/Teddy fronts.But it does act as a good battle simulalater.....

Also um...... i know this does not have anything to do with anything but.........

Heiniken, prefered by more new orleans looters!

A cool game

Clash N Slash Protect your home planet from the endless enemy onslaught!

Play this free game now!!

SEAL!!!!!

My seal

Official Seal Generator
Heres a cool link use i if ye' have a blog

Soon ....

We will start the attack on the evil lobsters of toontown.
Disguized as little cute teddy bears,they are quite evil.

Radio show?

You know those really weird radio stations that play insane music?
And all the listeners are people who go like..
" I'd dance if i were'nt wearing a straight jacket"
Well these mental home radio stations are spreading and i fear the worst.
Could they possibly be with the lobsters?

A new addition to the non-teddy army!

I am deeply sorry to say that someone has been helping the lobsters all along.
They are ..... They are .................. teddybears. (traitors of course )

I am afraid that.......

The LIA ( Lobster intelligence agency )
has figured out how to access the internet.
The have spys allover VMK AND WOW !!!!
Stay low there usernames always have something to do with lobsters....
updates coming soon!

Day 2 post 7 Lobster Hunters Unite!

The Lobster Hunting Club is here-!!!
( the new club I talked about )
When will you join?( The Q of the day?)

My artistic awesome!( post 6 )

I am Quite the artist . I am trust me!
Believe me would I lie to you?( probably )
Ok so I would so I will tell you something true.
Next ( or in the next few ) post I will release a
secret club to the dedicated fans , my friends , my ... Associates.
This club will include such duties as protecting this blog from being spammed by ( insert my enemies.) But you also get rewards such as.
1.my name in VMK
2.stuff coming to the blog soon.
3.The ability to publish on my blog!
4.insights into the mind of me!
so um... Tah
-Teddy the conqueror

OFFICIAL VMK POST (post 5)

VMK is a good fun online game where you can meet new freinds, make fireworks, And blow ppl('s ships) up.I manly use it to get away from the real world.I know this post may seem serious,but i really like it and you should join it totally!
Ok just a word of advice play pirates always!
You get cash for furnishing your room(s), buying clothes, and new rooms.
I shall keep my name in vmk a secret for the moment, but well um ....
Heres the link ... www.vmk.com
Just copy/paste!
Uh ... sometimes I wonder if lobster spys are on this really awesome site...
Please say teddyawesome.blogspot.com is cool please!
Please say it !Say it!
So stay out you dumb ambidextrian lobsters!
Tah ppl
-The Teddymeister

Species 13 ( post 4 )

Now in Teddy is here!(bonzai), I said a little about Species 13.
Here is the truth.
My friend David flick ,Told me about species 13.
Species 13 is those little chicken fingers at KFC.
But they are not chicken , They are grown that way.
They have no bones and all they know is pain.
Thats why kentucky fried chicken turned into KFC
( it's not always chicken duh? )
I am sorry I had to tell you that just lot's of ppl ( Me myself and I )
asked me about so to shut me up here it is?!
( The lobsters have found out about The Rebbelion stay low until the time is right my freinds. )

Post # 3 Down with invertebrate that sing!

It hath (has) come to my attention that a certain singing invertebrate has become quite the popular little thing. They call it "tickle me elmo".
I think it is pure evil. In all of it's evil red cuteness.
Did I mention that it is evil?

TME(tickle me elmo)
should be destroyed,Someone was threatened with a gun because of it!


Sign the petion here
( just get a sharpie and just draw on your screen )

Post # 2

Is it legal to hide live animals in my locker?(the Q of the day)
Some say "depends on the animal". I hate ppl who say that.
It's a joke,why doth everyone have to ruin my jokes!?!?
In case ye new ppl have not heard i am quite funny.
Like how the national anthem for antartica is ....
"BRRRrrrrr..." funny right
Please say it's funny!
Please i beg of you!
Ok have it your way,(stupid lobsters ...)
Oh sorry i was talking to my aquaintence mr.lobster and his wife mrs.lobster.
Dumb and ambidextrous,They are everything lobsters stand for.
Teddy out!(salutes you!)

Teddy is here(bonzai)

Hello ppl of canadia!
Welcome to my blog.
Beware of fried species thirteen!