The Hunt

I, Teddy, am officially launching the Teddy's blog official Hunt for all evil magical creatures.
Creatures you may Hunt...

1. Lycanthropes (Werewolfs)
2. Vampires
3. Wallet Stealing Ninjas
4. Any Disciples of Julian, of which there are very few
5. Bigfoot
6. Anything that thinks that North Dakota exists!

Jolly Ranchers (The Candy)

Grape is the only good flavor of Jolly Ranchers, seriously, if you believe that it's sour apple, I can not talk to you.

I'm still convinced....

That Al Roker is a werewolf

Therefore

I think, therefore i am, but if i think cake, am I cake?