Friday the thirteenth

Well it's that time of year again, and we have all sat down to eat thnxgiving dinn../32././.9/77/8 sorry we interupt this stupid interpretation of the christmas story with thnxgiving for a special news report, IT'S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!!!!!! The populace is in panic! People are fleeing to the bermuda triangle, the only place safe. With all the bad luck everywhere, bermuda's triangle is normally unlucky but all the bad luck was sucked out of there and put everywhere else, in other words it's only lucky today.