Friday, May 11, 2007

In honor

In honor of julians post of the true story of bloody mary, i have the true story of Biggy Smalls the rapper.
1.) Go into your bathroom
2.) turn off the lights
3.)Look into the mirror and say 'biggy smalls' 3 times
By this time Biggy Smalls should have appeared in your bathroom, Run. He probably is kind of mad that summoned him up from the big club in the sky.




(This story was modeled after the Southpark's 2006 halloween epidsode)

Friday

Friday is the day that I clean up all the mayhem of the days before in that week. Now this week, i was leaving brand-new socks in desks. I am bringing them to the cleaner.

Monday, May 07, 2007

Obey!

No Torch!

Spontaneously Combusted

My fish (look at title)

76th post

Well I'd Like you all to know that today I wore shorts instead of my normal one-size-too-big-jeans.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Why won't you people just comment?!?!!??!?!

I have to give fan of the week to whoever made the Wii because it's so awesome.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

St. Hubbins

St.Hubbins-The patron saint of quality footwear.
Ok, that and the freak gardening accident are Spinal Tap jokes.

Go Spinal Tap!

Digging a hole in the ground...

I dug a hole in my backyard, I didn't find the underground city of the moles as i wanted, instead i found like a billion gold watches so I'm not that disapointed.

What a world?!?!??!

My pet microbe, Eduardo, has died in a freak gardening accident involving a Barney action figure