A new addition to the non-teddy army!

I am deeply sorry to say that someone has been helping the lobsters all along.
They are ..... They are .................. teddybears. (traitors of course )

I am afraid that.......

The LIA ( Lobster intelligence agency )
has figured out how to access the internet.
The have spys allover VMK AND WOW !!!!
Stay low there usernames always have something to do with lobsters....
updates coming soon!

Day 2 post 7 Lobster Hunters Unite!

The Lobster Hunting Club is here-!!!
( the new club I talked about )
When will you join?( The Q of the day?)

My artistic awesome!( post 6 )

I am Quite the artist . I am trust me!
Believe me would I lie to you?( probably )
Ok so I would so I will tell you something true.
Next ( or in the next few ) post I will release a
secret club to the dedicated fans , my friends , my ... Associates.
This club will include such duties as protecting this blog from being spammed by ( insert my enemies.) But you also get rewards such as.
1.my name in VMK
2.stuff coming to the blog soon.
3.The ability to publish on my blog!
4.insights into the mind of me!
so um... Tah
-Teddy the conqueror

OFFICIAL VMK POST (post 5)

VMK is a good fun online game where you can meet new freinds, make fireworks, And blow ppl('s ships) up.I manly use it to get away from the real world.I know this post may seem serious,but i really like it and you should join it totally!
Ok just a word of advice play pirates always!
You get cash for furnishing your room(s), buying clothes, and new rooms.
I shall keep my name in vmk a secret for the moment, but well um ....
Heres the link ... www.vmk.com
Just copy/paste!
Uh ... sometimes I wonder if lobster spys are on this really awesome site...
Please say teddyawesome.blogspot.com is cool please!
Please say it !Say it!
So stay out you dumb ambidextrian lobsters!
Tah ppl
-The Teddymeister

Species 13 ( post 4 )

Now in Teddy is here!(bonzai), I said a little about Species 13.
Here is the truth.
My friend David flick ,Told me about species 13.
Species 13 is those little chicken fingers at KFC.
But they are not chicken , They are grown that way.
They have no bones and all they know is pain.
Thats why kentucky fried chicken turned into KFC
( it's not always chicken duh? )
I am sorry I had to tell you that just lot's of ppl ( Me myself and I )
asked me about so to shut me up here it is?!
( The lobsters have found out about The Rebbelion stay low until the time is right my freinds. )

Post # 3 Down with invertebrate that sing!

It hath (has) come to my attention that a certain singing invertebrate has become quite the popular little thing. They call it "tickle me elmo".
I think it is pure evil. In all of it's evil red cuteness.
Did I mention that it is evil?

TME(tickle me elmo)
should be destroyed,Someone was threatened with a gun because of it!


Sign the petion here
( just get a sharpie and just draw on your screen )

Post # 2

Is it legal to hide live animals in my locker?(the Q of the day)
Some say "depends on the animal". I hate ppl who say that.
It's a joke,why doth everyone have to ruin my jokes!?!?
In case ye new ppl have not heard i am quite funny.
Like how the national anthem for antartica is ....
"BRRRrrrrr..." funny right
Please say it's funny!
Please i beg of you!
Ok have it your way,(stupid lobsters ...)
Oh sorry i was talking to my aquaintence mr.lobster and his wife mrs.lobster.
Dumb and ambidextrous,They are everything lobsters stand for.
Teddy out!(salutes you!)

Teddy is here(bonzai)

Hello ppl of canadia!
Welcome to my blog.
Beware of fried species thirteen!