New Blog

http://thenewsforgeeksblog.blogspot.com/

THE LHC WILL NOT DESTROY THE EARTH

Look it up, if it does, i owe you one, but i wont owe anyone anything.

Working on a political blog....

see title

Trying to find the best way to get soaked without going to a waterpark.....

Today, i tried just plain old squirting people with a hose not the most efficient way but still fun. The best way is sitting in a trash can and filling it with water. Do it in your backyard or you might get seen, if you know what im talking about.

Reuters

i added the Reuters market and news updates... not sure why. They're just cool.

Cuts

Now, as in my old account, i had multiple blogs which was hard to manage, what with my strict sleeping schedule, but i might have more than one or two in the works, there going to be specific and ... odd. S'all I'm gonna say

So cold...

I can't wait for the Cold War to be over..... it's been a while since I could wear red and feel American, submarines too. Darn you Tom Clancy.

Google Crepes

I want to work for Google some day.... also, does anyone know what a crepe is?

Towels

Sunday is International Towel Day, i'm celebrating are you?

Seriously

Seriously craving some fried species thirteen right about now....

Miniature Golf

I have to admit, I'm not too good.... Zero Gravity Table Tennis however....

No offense to America

Red Neck
White Trash
Blue Collar

See the connection?

Pillow Fights

Man v. Woman = Fun
Man v. Man = Questionable
Woman v. Woman = Awesome
Man v. Pillow = Crazy
Pillow v. Pillow = Crazy Awesome
Demetri Martin Jokes

Resync

I had to make the new account (Ted ~ this one) so now its hooked up to my email so hopefully i will be blogging more

The WareHouse Goods War Begineth....

Buy your WareHouse Goods from me, not Julian, even though he supplies the spice girls....

Wikipedia..

Gonna try and put the blog up on Wikipedia again, for the fifth time.

By the end of the year

I need to file the papers for my room to be a new state or country... Its gonna be awesome~!~!

I was gonna...

I was gonna say who this blog (me) endorses for President but we all know Julian & Dan K. will kill me if i do , seriously, if you want to know, and aren't working under a secret agenda or judge people by their political beliefs feel free to ask. I am independent!

This also announces a new war with Julian, not blog only. Do I really need a reason?

Bubble Soap

Ok, so i don't have my normal joke attached to the title but you expected it didn't you?

List of the Awesomest words.. #1

1. Erosion (ok so Erosion isn't cool, but it sounds cool)
2. Concecrate
3. Fiber Optics ( not you Verizon)
   

24 Nautical Miles

or 27.624 normal miles, until no laws apply

What if....

What if Heaven was a Wendy's in Ohio, just like.
"Grampa, whatm are you doing here?"
"This is heaven sonny"
"Everything makes sense now, of course Burgers should be square, you get 4 extra bites!"

I am Not A Loser

According to quizrocket.com

South Park

In our stupid, red neck, white trash, quiet mountain town. (From South Park : Bigger, Longer, And Uncut)

The Feeling

Valentines Day is today, or Valemtimes as the 5 year olds call it, is today. The Evil is afloat today, prepare!

$Money$

Money doesn't buy happiness, they say.
Money buys a waverunner, try and frown on a waverunner.

Secret Message to Salt - Shakers...

Techno

Computers don't byte