Patriotism

I think every day is the fourth of July and thats why so many of my checks get returned.

Thanks To All Yal'

Today, when I was at my school, during its end of the year awards ceremony. I won The Todd Saker award, which I have already framed. I would like to thank all the people on the list below who have definitely helped me win this so um.. without further ado..... TAH-DAH!
1. My Mom & Dad (If you cannot figure out why i put these people up here, let me say, what is wrong with you?!!?!??!)
2. Dan And Becca K (Well I hang out with them, and we bounce jokes of each other and uh what is better than a Krane? ( Ironically Pants is the next stop on my top ten things))
3. Aaron (My math-ee friend who often helps me with the smart (for lack of a better term) parts of my jokes)
4. Julian (Well he definitely gave me great ideas for my blog and feeds me with several new ideas a day)
5. Micah (My best friend, who i often run ideas by before releasing then to the public, also feeds me with new ideas )
6. Mr. Welch (who is definitely the best speech giver ever+ an awesome teacher)
Thanks To All Yal' for helping, cause there is NO way i could have done this without any of you.

(The people on the list aren't the only ones i just put this up late at nite so i could only mention a few....)

Television Report.....(newscast)

Hello, and thanks for watching. Tonight the Teddian army is an up-hill fight against godzilla, and whats this!?!?!? There telling him somthing.
1. everyone who has every read Teddys putting green of doom wins... a handshake with teddy, on handshake per read.
2. Teddy is going to the new version of the blogs seal, if he can figure it out..
Yay!
In other news Julian has won FOTW for many reasons which may or may not include threats.
Thank you for listening or watching or telepathically ease-dropping.
I'm Doctor TK and good night!
It's new years on Nebula 1983703783070750702395709402797009279709740270973.................