Pillow Fights

Man v. Woman = Fun
Man v. Man = Questionable
Woman v. Woman = Awesome
Man v. Pillow = Crazy
Pillow v. Pillow = Crazy Awesome
Demetri Martin Jokes

Resync

I had to make the new account (Ted ~ this one) so now its hooked up to my email so hopefully i will be blogging more

The WareHouse Goods War Begineth....

Buy your WareHouse Goods from me, not Julian, even though he supplies the spice girls....

Wikipedia..

Gonna try and put the blog up on Wikipedia again, for the fifth time.

By the end of the year

I need to file the papers for my room to be a new state or country... Its gonna be awesome~!~!

I was gonna...

I was gonna say who this blog (me) endorses for President but we all know Julian & Dan K. will kill me if i do , seriously, if you want to know, and aren't working under a secret agenda or judge people by their political beliefs feel free to ask. I am independent!

This also announces a new war with Julian, not blog only. Do I really need a reason?

Bubble Soap

Ok, so i don't have my normal joke attached to the title but you expected it didn't you?

List of the Awesomest words.. #1

1. Erosion (ok so Erosion isn't cool, but it sounds cool)
2. Concecrate
3. Fiber Optics ( not you Verizon)
   

24 Nautical Miles

or 27.624 normal miles, until no laws apply

What if....

What if Heaven was a Wendy's in Ohio, just like.
"Grampa, whatm are you doing here?"
"This is heaven sonny"
"Everything makes sense now, of course Burgers should be square, you get 4 extra bites!"

I am Not A Loser

According to quizrocket.com

South Park

In our stupid, red neck, white trash, quiet mountain town. (From South Park : Bigger, Longer, And Uncut)