Oh the humanity, and this time it isn't about julian!

My 'acquaintance' got killed in the line of duty at his job. He was a accountant.
Now I know what your thinking, how can he get killed accounting? Believe me, you don't want to know.

Contest!

I and my friends have started a contest, this is a joke contest. You get points if you make up a funny sentence, joke, or any random series of words. You lose points if you start laughing when someone else says a funny sentence, joke, or any random series of words. The sentence is determined funny by the three judges. Got it? comment your entries

ARRRrrrrrggggggg.......................

I know A lot a lot of you wanted me to continue the Frat Boy story and I'll let you know that part deauxe is in the works. It should be out soon.

Fan of the week

Sorry, I normally post fan of the week on Monday morning but I woke to late so here you go. Eddie, my cousin specifically asked to be Fan of the week, thus i grant his wish. Now don't think you can just go around asking for for FOTW, just I think he deserves it.

In honor

In honor of julians post of the true story of bloody mary, i have the true story of Biggy Smalls the rapper.
1.) Go into your bathroom
2.) turn off the lights
3.)Look into the mirror and say 'biggy smalls' 3 times
By this time Biggy Smalls should have appeared in your bathroom, Run. He probably is kind of mad that summoned him up from the big club in the sky.




(This story was modeled after the Southpark's 2006 halloween epidsode)

Friday

Friday is the day that I clean up all the mayhem of the days before in that week. Now this week, i was leaving brand-new socks in desks. I am bringing them to the cleaner.

Obey!

No Torch!

Spontaneously Combusted

My fish (look at title)

76th post

Well I'd Like you all to know that today I wore shorts instead of my normal one-size-too-big-jeans.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Why won't you people just comment?!?!!??!?!

I have to give fan of the week to whoever made the Wii because it's so awesome.

St. Hubbins

St.Hubbins-The patron saint of quality footwear.
Ok, that and the freak gardening accident are Spinal Tap jokes.

Go Spinal Tap!