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American Prank
Ok, so you sit in a pile of leaves for about an hour in the park, don't move. Then someone might come up down the path and kick your pile of leaves. Then, you sue them.

The messiah has arrived

Hey! Whats up. I just joined the blog. This is not my real profile though. To go to my Amazing, Fantastic, Spectacular blog, go to www.juliansawesomeblog.blogspot.com.
(P.S. Teddy, if you do not know what messiah means, please email me. Also, do not edit this post.)

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If you are a penguin, You might hear this insult coming your way soon.....

'HaHa People bowl for you!"

It's SO Hot Out

So Hot.... So Good Looking.... So Irresistible to the ladies.....

Well..... READ IT!

/\/\/\/\/ Transmission from Lobster (Haven't heard about these guys in a while, eh?) banquet /\/\/\/\ -(Static)
"... After the kidnapping of the frat boy who wet his pants by lobster vampire Pier're le'drink, we have eliminated all of Teddy's DeFenses!" applauding.... "We march on him tomorrow!" Tremendous Applause!
/\/\/\/\ Transmission Ended /\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Oh God.

Be You Angels?

Nay, We Are But Men. ROCK OUT!!!!
(This is a quote from the music video for tenacious D's song Tribute.)

Teddy Rules

A.K.A. The Truth

Reality

I do not accept reality, instead, i substitute my own.

Gnarl

Gnarly, a way to describe someone who has committed the act of gnarling.

Teh' Info

Ok, so I post on my blogs a lot less during the summer so the Teddys, the post month awards ceremony, and the fan of the week will be canceled for the remainder of the summer, sadly.