Utah!!!!?!?!?!?!??!

Salt Lake City is in Nevada!!!!

Portal Post Trois

Portal Post Deux

Portal

Portal is a game where ...... you can figure it out. I want it, its freaking awesome.

http://www.whatistheorangebox.com/portal.html

Here are some screenshots

TXTSANTA

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Undeniable

I am here.....(Its automatically true [insert title])

Lem Sportsinterviews

Ok X the whole band thing....

I'm going solo.

Tedonium

Tk : Tedonium
Vn : Verynicium (Formally known as B : Boratium

The hottest gift this holiday season....

The i-patch

The Hunt

I, Teddy, am officially launching the Teddy's blog official Hunt for all evil magical creatures.
Creatures you may Hunt...

1. Lycanthropes (Werewolfs)
2. Vampires
3. Wallet Stealing Ninjas
4. Any Disciples of Julian, of which there are very few
5. Bigfoot
6. Anything that thinks that North Dakota exists!

Jolly Ranchers (The Candy)

Grape is the only good flavor of Jolly Ranchers, seriously, if you believe that it's sour apple, I can not talk to you.

I'm still convinced....

That Al Roker is a werewolf

Therefore

I think, therefore i am, but if i think cake, am I cake?

Myths And Ducks

Posting all my Myths to http://www.mythsandducks.blogspot.com my new blog, this blog will be used SPARINGLY.

My Holiday Seal

I made this thing for the holidays but decided to release it early due to the fact that I assume that Chanuka (Hanuka? I have no idea how to spell it) is coming early.

My Dunder Mifflin Seal

I made this thing for a http://www.dundermifflininfinity.com contest.... I'm in the Lowell branch

Seals, Seals, and more.... Is that a Seal?

Ok, gonna be showing you ppl some of my new ideas for Seals be prepared...

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Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Thats how we roll in the shire!

Poker Cheat

Here's my special hint at how to win almost everytime at poker, be the only one playing.

Join World Of Warcraft!!!!

That means you Julian! IT'S WORTH IT!!!

I started a band!

It's called Forest Fire

So I got a laptop...

It's pretty awesome

Officially

I got a lava lamp

War!

I Declare Blog War On Julian's Blog!

Strange happenings in the world of Tellatubby finance.....

Yeah....

Security Guards

How Demoralised you would be if you were a security guard for a Renaissance fair, Just to know they hired you because you were cheaper than a moat. 'Oh, we could dig a hole, or we could just some college kid who plays D&D and will work for fries!

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A lot can happen in 6 days, heheh, it's an inside joke. Ok, put down the molitove cocktail that is precariously aimed for your screen... RUN!!!!!

Away

Away, normally preceded by far, far.
Or in your case, Go

Confused

Yeah, that i am.

Do I need a narration this time?

Umm....... Yeah

Explosion of coca cola

20 Minutes ago i did the Diet Coke & mentos explosion thingy. It was was awesome, i highly suggest it.

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I didn't get an iphone ok?

Stop asking me!

iphone

If you press the phone and internet buttons on an iphone it becomes a tazer.

Watch it

Please click this link and watch the video.....

Save Water, Drink Beer.

Best jokes

American Prank
Ok, so you sit in a pile of leaves for about an hour in the park, don't move. Then someone might come up down the path and kick your pile of leaves. Then, you sue them.

The messiah has arrived

Hey! Whats up. I just joined the blog. This is not my real profile though. To go to my Amazing, Fantastic, Spectacular blog, go to www.juliansawesomeblog.blogspot.com.
(P.S. Teddy, if you do not know what messiah means, please email me. Also, do not edit this post.)

Survey

Click Here to take survey

If you are a penguin, You might hear this insult coming your way soon.....

'HaHa People bowl for you!"

It's SO Hot Out

So Hot.... So Good Looking.... So Irresistible to the ladies.....

Well..... READ IT!

/\/\/\/\/ Transmission from Lobster (Haven't heard about these guys in a while, eh?) banquet /\/\/\/\ -(Static)
"... After the kidnapping of the frat boy who wet his pants by lobster vampire Pier're le'drink, we have eliminated all of Teddy's DeFenses!" applauding.... "We march on him tomorrow!" Tremendous Applause!
/\/\/\/\ Transmission Ended /\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Oh God.

Be You Angels?

Nay, We Are But Men. ROCK OUT!!!!
(This is a quote from the music video for tenacious D's song Tribute.)

Teddy Rules

A.K.A. The Truth

Reality

I do not accept reality, instead, i substitute my own.

Gnarl

Gnarly, a way to describe someone who has committed the act of gnarling.

Teh' Info

Ok, so I post on my blogs a lot less during the summer so the Teddys, the post month awards ceremony, and the fan of the week will be canceled for the remainder of the summer, sadly.

The Fury Of The Aquabats

NASCAR

My advice to anyone trying to escape a mob of nascar fans ...... - Turn Right

Freedom of Choice - Devo

A Flock Of Seagulls

TedCo. Industries

You know

These are a bunch of you know jokes..........
You know your addicting to online gaming when you start calling your wife tech support.
You know your a red neck when you feel the need to camouflage your house... and you live in New York City.
You know your a red neck when you have a sunburn on the back of your neck.

Another 2 awards annouced

1. Most meaningful commenter
2. Person who posts the least

Two award announced

Two new awards announced
1. Most dedicated commenter
2. Most dedicated poster

This picture of a trophy does not represent nothing, for I am announcing something just like pretty much every other day the past few weeks, and then a tree popped out of nowhere!
O.K. , so I am announcing the Teddy's , an awards show at the end of every month giving people pictures of trophies, a different one for each award. There will be a panel of 3 judges, randomly chosen 2 weeks before the show, Naturally, I am always a judge, and yes, judges can win awards. More info soon on the categories and nominees .

DeJa Vu

It's like I've posted here before.......



(Mr. Welch wins FOTW for the awesome speech he gave at the awards ceremony)

One Word To Describe Me

Fantabularificawesome

Patriotism

I think every day is the fourth of July and thats why so many of my checks get returned.

Thanks To All Yal'

Today, when I was at my school, during its end of the year awards ceremony. I won The Todd Saker award, which I have already framed. I would like to thank all the people on the list below who have definitely helped me win this so um.. without further ado..... TAH-DAH!
1. My Mom & Dad (If you cannot figure out why i put these people up here, let me say, what is wrong with you?!!?!??!)
2. Dan And Becca K (Well I hang out with them, and we bounce jokes of each other and uh what is better than a Krane? ( Ironically Pants is the next stop on my top ten things))
3. Aaron (My math-ee friend who often helps me with the smart (for lack of a better term) parts of my jokes)
4. Julian (Well he definitely gave me great ideas for my blog and feeds me with several new ideas a day)
5. Micah (My best friend, who i often run ideas by before releasing then to the public, also feeds me with new ideas )
6. Mr. Welch (who is definitely the best speech giver ever+ an awesome teacher)
Thanks To All Yal' for helping, cause there is NO way i could have done this without any of you.

(The people on the list aren't the only ones i just put this up late at nite so i could only mention a few....)

Television Report.....(newscast)

Hello, and thanks for watching. Tonight the Teddian army is an up-hill fight against godzilla, and whats this!?!?!? There telling him somthing.
1. everyone who has every read Teddys putting green of doom wins... a handshake with teddy, on handshake per read.
2. Teddy is going to the new version of the blogs seal, if he can figure it out..
Yay!
In other news Julian has won FOTW for many reasons which may or may not include threats.
Thank you for listening or watching or telepathically ease-dropping.
I'm Doctor TK and good night!
It's new years on Nebula 1983703783070750702395709402797009279709740270973.................

This be

This be the last post before i announce the hugest change to this blog since 1997...er..um.. nothing.
comment your guesses

Vmk

join it. NOW! comment your gamenames

24-Hour lemonade stand

A pretty funny idea huh?

Julians Idea

Julian was the first person to use the photoshow idea so I'm giving him credit. It is quite a good idea, but don't use it, he does not want you to. Though I'll probably make a few more.....

My Second photoshow